25 February - birthday information

In Firedrake R announced

>On February 25th, as the plastic duck of Destiny has been sunk by the
>loofah of Fate, and old father time has gone wrinkly in the bath water
>of Eternity, and it must be time to pick out the short hairs of Hope
>from the bath plug of Infinity and say "Happy Birthday to Melody, Buxom
>Barmaid and ex-Birthday-Keeper"...

Oh hey! Keep *this* birthday!

Many happy returns, Melody.

Have the day off round the front of the bar, and the rest of us will buy
you drinks and pamper you a bit. I know someone who does a massage that
leaves you with every muscle tuned and fit, yet so relaxed that it's almost
like having taken a barrel of TS, if you'd like that?

Cheers!

Beetle

MA, Cartographer, Bombardier, Weather Witch and Village Storekeeper
Selling atonal apples, and amplified heat, and Pressed Rat's
collection of dog-legs and feet. Coffee mornings a speciality.
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On Feb 25, 2008, at 4:19 AM, Roger Burton West wrote:

> On February 25th, as the plastic duck of Destiny has been sunk by the
> loofah of Fate, and old father time has gone wrinkly in the bath water
> of Eternity, and it must be time to pick out the short hairs of Hope
> from the bath plug of Infinity and say "Happy Birthday to Melody,
> Buxom
> Barmaid and ex-Birthday-Keeper"...

Happy Birthday Melody! Can I take your place behind the bar for a bit?

Elizabeth
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Beetle said>
> Oh hey! Keep *this* birthday!
>
> Many happy returns, Melody.
>
> Have the day off round the front of the bar, and the rest of us will buy
> you drinks and pamper you a bit. I know someone who does a massage that
> leaves you with every muscle tuned and fit, yet so relaxed that it's
> almost
> like having taken a barrel of TS, if you'd like that?


*slurp* mind you, can we keep the massage away FROM my foot as I have
a chipped bone having fallen down a step in Lincoln yesterday *sigh*

Thank you Beetle

Melody

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BB
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The Earwigs announced, after Roger said...

> Roger Burton West wrote:
>>On February 25th, as the plastic duck of Destiny has been sunk by the
>>loofah of Fate, and old father time has gone wrinkly in the bath water
>>of Eternity, and it must be time to pick out the short hairs of Hope
>>from the bath plug of Infinity and say "Happy Birthday to Melody, Buxom
>>Barmaid and ex-Birthday-Keeper"...
>
> As a present to Melody, we're off on manoeuvres somewhere a long way
> away, all day.


I really, REALLY appreciate that you guys

Melody

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BB
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--- Melodysk.DeleteThis@icebaymals.co.uk wrote:

> Beetle said>
> > Oh hey! Keep *this* birthday!
> >
> > Many happy returns, Melody.
> >
> > Have the day off round the front of the bar, and
> the rest of us will buy
> > you drinks and pamper you a bit. I know someone
> who does a massage that
> > leaves you with every muscle tuned and fit, yet so
> relaxed that it's
> > almost
> > like having taken a barrel of TS, if you'd like
> that?
>
>
> *slurp* mind you, can we keep the massage away FROM
> my foot as I have
> a chipped bone having fallen down a step in Lincoln
> yesterday *sigh*
>
OUCH! Hugs of sympathy and wishes for a quick merger
of chip and rest of bone.

Jackie




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--- Roger Burton West
wrote:

> On February 25th, as the plastic duck of Destiny has
> been sunk by the
> loofah of Fate, and old father time has gone wrinkly
> in the bath water
> of Eternity, and it must be time to pick out the
> short hairs of Hope
> from the bath plug of Infinity and say "Happy
> Birthday to Melody, Buxom
> Barmaid and ex-Birthday-Keeper"...
>
>
Happy Birthday, Melody! Shall I help in the bar or
walk the were-pups so you can put your feet up and
relax?

Jackie



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Elizabeth said

> Happy Birthday Melody! Can I take your place behind the bar for a bit?

Oh please do

Thank you Elizabeth

Melody

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Jackie said:

> Happy Birthday, Melody! Shall I help in the bar or
> walk the were-pups so you can put your feet up and
> relax?

Thank you Jackie, a lovely offer but the *lady* werepups are
not in a state to go walkies at the moment *grin* Hudson however,
is VERY lively!!

Please feel free to help behind the bar and have a few drinks to
keep you going

Melody

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BB
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In article ,
roger.DeleteThis@nospam.firedrake.org (Roger Burton West) wrote:

> Happy Birthday to Melody, Buxom Barmaid and ex-Birthday-Keeper"...

Happy Birthday, indeed!


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John Dallman, village zombie and fish-and-chip-cart operator.
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Very Many Happies Melody, and may your chipped bone not impact your
celebrations too much...
Remember, TS, taken in regular doses, is widely recognised as an anasthetic.
(Well, I usually don't feel any pain.)

Au Res.,
Paul
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RSM Willie Earwig wrote:

>As a present to Melody, we're off on manoeuvres somewhere a long way
>away, all day.

Well, things may have got a little out of hand, but we're back now, and
Project Poseidon is locked away in its bunker again. Hope nobody's
suffered any cracked beams, ornaments knocked off shelves, collapsed
roofs, that sort of thing...

RSM Willie Earwig
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In RSM Willie Earwig followed
himself posting earlier:
>
>>As a present to Melody, we're off on manoeuvres somewhere a long way
>>away, all day.
>
>Well, things may have got a little out of hand, but we're back now, and
>Project Poseidon is locked away in its bunker again. Hope nobody's
>suffered any cracked beams, ornaments knocked off shelves, collapsed
>roofs, that sort of thing...

Oh, that was *you*, was it? At least you had the grace to use a code-name
that relates to the Earthshaker Himself. And I don't call it avoiding the
BB to head for where she lives... lucky you missed the actual town by a
few miles.

Are you ok, Melody?

Beetle

MA, Cartographer, Bombardier, Weather Witch and Village Storekeeper
Selling atonal apples, and amplified heat, and Pressed Rat's
collection of dog-legs and feet. Coffee mornings a speciality.
Recently made a Dame of the Village by Our Princess!
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Beetle wrote:

>Oh, that was *you*, was it? At least you had the grace to use a code-name
>that relates to the Earthshaker Himself. And I don't call it avoiding the
>BB to head for where she lives... lucky you missed the actual town by a
>few miles.

Some earwigs are better able to read finely-engraved brass calibration
dials than others. That device is _not_ approved for issue to the
troops, not even the ones who _can_ read.

Isambard Kingdom Earwig
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