[R] Death List 34.0b (?) - Thud

So yeah that elusive death list posting guy, what ever happened to
him? I heard he died or something... ZING! That is comedy gold my
friends. Comedy gold.

Aaaaanyway he has returned to post a death list for Thud. Keeping all
up to date and cutting edge as is the way amongst his people.

What?

Ok so *technically* there's a couple or four lists still not quite
posted as such. But those are being worked on as we speak. No
seriously this time. Don't be so picky. You're getting a list!
Honestly some people...

Now I shall give you some spoiler space. Cos I'm all about the giving.
































Definitely died - on page

Gunder Ironcrust - killed with an axe (pg 169)
another two dwarfs - killed with an axe (pg 169)
Lars Legstrong - throat cut (pg 173)
a deep dwarf - stabbed with an ice knife by Wilikins (pg 223)
another deep dwarf - incinerated by a dragon / exploding flamethrower
(pg 226)
once more a deep dwarf - suicide (pg 230)
Helmclever - died of fear andor guilt (pg 262/263)
a dwarf - very dead, stalagmite had formed (pg 323)
deep dwarf guard - exploding flamethrower (pg 325)
the slowest four deep dwarf guards - went down to the axe and the
sword (pg 326)

Definitely died - off page (ie referred to by someone)

Lance-Constable Horace Hitherto - walloped on the back of the head
(pg 149)
Garg Hamcrusher - killed with a mining hammer by another Garg (pg 256)
Sybil's late aunt - she's a late aunt (pg 281)
B'hrian Bloodaxe - died in the caves (pg 345)
Diamond King of Trolls - died in the caves (pg 346)

Might have died

two more deep dwarf guards - Vimes whirled the sword around in a
circle (pg 326)

Death toll?

Discussions on the vexed area of turf issues by the Shamlegger Street
Rude Boys with the young men from Rope Street. (pg 12)
Koom Valley Days in Ankh-Morpork - there had been some deaths. (pg 32)
Sally's family had a history of throat-biting. (pg 53)
Koom Valley - There have been 15 or 16 battles referred to by that
name. (pg 142) The first battle, interupted by a thunderstorm, a flash
flood full of boulders. (pg 235) Dead dwarfs cremated at the end of
the valley. (pg 278) Hundreds of dwarfs and trolls swept up in famous
flood and many had never been found again (pg 295) The dwarfs and
trolls now covered by stalagmites and stalactites.
Cockbill St stopping the territorial agression of the Pigsty Hill Dead
Marmoset Gang. (pg 229)
Sybil's great grandmother once cooked, personally, a full dinner for
eighteen in a military redoubt that was entirely surrounded by
bloodthirsty Klatchians. Her grandmother defended the embassy in
Pseudopolis against a mob. (pg 281)
Visitors to Koom Valley. (pg 305/306)

The Undead

Otto Chriek - Vampire
John Smith (aka Count Vargo St Gruet von Vilinus) - Vampire
Sally (aka Salacia Deloresista Amanita Trigestatra Zeldana Malifee...
von Humperding) - Vampire

You're still here? I suspect a few of you nodded off at the back. S'ok
I'm sure you were up late last night studying. Or whatever it is you
kids are calling it nowadays.

So bring it on, correspondence all entered into and stuff. I look
forward to your learned discourse.

R 'your early gift' id

"Rid" <ridcully.DeleteThis@lspace.org> wrote in message
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> So yeah that elusive death list posting guy, what ever happened to
> him? I heard he died or something... ZING! That is comedy gold my
> friends. Comedy gold.
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> Aaaaanyway he has returned to post a death list for Thud. Keeping all
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> Ok so *technically* there's a couple or four lists still not quite
> posted as such. But those are being worked on as we speak. No
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Does near-death count? Vimes had a near-death experience (and Death had a
near-Vimes experience).

Also, it wasn't clearly stated what Chrysoprase did with the troll who
threatened Vimes' family. Was he killed or not?