[R] Death List 35.0b - Making Money

Man where do the years go... but to be fair *this* particular list is
current for the year 2007.

Others... well lets not ruin such a solemn occasion such as this with
talk of others. It's all rather unseemly really. After all we've
gathered here, as is the end of year tradition, to note those who have
met their demise. Both timely and not so much with the timely.

And on with the show. This is the time on death list where we spoiler
space:






























Enough already! Well it certainly *used* to be. Though in this day and
age of 20 inch monitors maybe not so much. But it's the risk you take
for flaunting your wealth like that. Have you *no* shame people? There
are squinting people trying to read usenet in Africa!

Definitely died - on page

Mrs Topsy Lavish - known to be very ill. (pg 74)
Mr Morpeth - crossbow shot to the head from Cranberry (pg 88/178)


Definitely died - off page (ie referred to by someone)

Dyslexic Alphabet Killer - page 1 of the Tanty Bugle. Pesumably hung.
(pg 27)
Person A - victim of the Dyslexic Alphabet Killer. (pg 27)
Person W - victim of the Dyslexic Alphabet Killer. (pg 27)
Former Master of the Royal Mint - died at age ninety, of a schism of
the heart. (pg 30)
Sir Joshua Lavish - died in his own bed, aged eighty, after a very
large meal of devilled oysters. (pg 31)
Mr Shady 1-17 - hereditary foremen.
Man who made the eyebrow training machine - poisoned by Cosmo Lavish.
(pg 111)
A couple of mysterious murders - had helped get Vetinari the
Patricianship. (pg 111)
Boy in the hat shop - killed by Cranberry. (pg 113)
A pecunious youth - died in a drunken brawl. Cranberry had come in
late that night. (pg 116)
The brother of Cosmo's great-grandfather - pushed over the balcony.
(pg 121)
Harry King's last clerk - caught fiddlin' (pg 150)
"Owlswick Jenkins" - hung. (pg 177)
A man - dying of fear as Cribbens prised out his teeth. (pg 183)
Professor Flead - the late Professor Flead. (pg 198)
Charlie - he's been at the University for _ever_ (pg 213)
Fent - Professor Flead's concubine. Died more than 300 years ago. (pg
218)
Professor Cranberry - dead. (pg 307/312)
Ribcage Jack - kicked to death. (pg 307/312)
Mr Bent's mother - died. (pg 329)


Death toll?

The Tanty Bugle was noted for its coverage of murders (preferably
'orrible), trials, prison escapes, and the world that in general is
surrounded by a chalk outline. (pg 27)
To get a job at the Mint you had to wait until someone died. (pg 40)
Things with the names of dead men on them. (pg 86)
Cosmo Lavish - Probably bought death when he needed it. (pg 89)
City of Um was in first war with the Ice giants. People most likely
died. Sebsequent wars too. (pg 198)
In Professor Flead's day you had to find your own corpse or make one.
(pg 218)
The Umnians were quite creative in human sacrifice. (pg 221)
Dr Hans Forvold created a revolutionary living-brain extractor. (pg
246)
Assassins' School Scholarship boys got bullied. Some of them survived.
(pg 303)
One of Vetinari's predecessors had people torn apart by wild
tortoises. (pg 334)


The Undead


Mr Slant - zombie
Otto Chriek - vampire


There you go anonymouse usenet. Prime A quality death list. For
conversion purposes, since some of you insist on reading other
versions, that's right from the Doubleday Hardcover (UK) edition,
with its 349 pages of numbering. No good can come of that.

Good day sir. I said good day!

R 'I'm Bat-man' id