5 December - birthday information

The Woodlice wrote:
> Roger Burton West wrote:
>
>>Fanfare of Trumpets, Tuckets Without, Flourish of Tambourines:
>>Today being the 5th of December, it is Hudson, Werepup of the Village's
>>birthday.
>
>
> erm...
> <cough> <cough>
>
> awroo awoo roop roop awroo?

Careful there, lads: someone will come up with a louse-sled if you're
not careful!

Happy birthday Hudson!

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Innocuous Dave
--
"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men
stand ready to do violence on their behalf"
George Orwell
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Roger announced


> Fanfare of Trumpets, Tuckets Without, Flourish of Tambourines:
> Today being the 5th of December, it is Hudson, Werepup of the Village's
> birthday.

Happy Birthday Werepup, 6 years old today

Melody

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BB
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Innocuous Dave wrote:

>Careful there, lads: someone will come up with a louse-sled if you're
>not careful!

you can't put a harness on a woodlouse because there's no narrow bit in
the middle. just like pigs.

The Woodlice with your useless fact of the day
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On Dec 5, 2007, at 4:20 AM, Roger Burton West wrote:

> Fanfare of Trumpets, Tuckets Without, Flourish of Tambourines:
> Today being the 5th of December, it is Hudson, Werepup of the
> Village's
> birthday.

Happy Birthday Hudson. And isn't it appropriate that this end of the
village is getting snow for your birthday!

Elizabeth
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Many Happies, Hudson, and please accept this chewy thing.
Au Res.,
Paul
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The Woodlice wrote:
> Innocuous Dave wrote:
>
>
>>Careful there, lads: someone will come up with a louse-sled if you're
>>not careful!
>
>
> you can't put a harness on a woodlouse because there's no narrow bit in
> the middle. just like pigs.
>
> The Woodlice with your useless fact of the day

Is 'super glue' one word or two?

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Innocuous Dave
--
"A pilot's job is very simple: there are 3 lights on an aircraft, red on
the left wing tip, green on the right wing tip, white on the tail. Your
job as a pilot is to keep the plane between these 3 lights."
Sonny Kellum, Flight Instructor
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Innocuous Dave wrote:
>The Woodlice wrote:
>> you can't put a harness on a woodlouse because there's no narrow bit in
>> the middle. just like pigs.
>> The Woodlice with your useless fact of the day
>Is 'super glue' one word or two?

<one emergency trundle later>

two unless it's a trademark.

The Woodlice
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In <20071206191446.931194946010695 DeleteThis @woodlice.net>, The Woodlice wrote:
>Innocuous Dave wrote:
>>The Woodlice wrote:
>>> you can't put a harness on a woodlouse because there's no narrow bit in
>>> the middle. just like pigs.
>>> The Woodlice with your useless fact of the day
>>Is 'super glue' one word or two?
><one emergency trundle later>
>two unless it's a trademark.

Personally I am in favour of screwing small 'eyes' into the shells, and
hooking things to them. Tethers, possibly. I once met a tortoise with
a ring thus emplaced, for putting the lead onto when it was taken for
walks.

It was hitch-hiking when I met it... And the person at the other end of
the lead assured me that car-drivers stopped for the tortoise when he
was sure they wouldn't have stopped for *him*.

Beetle
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MA, Cartographer, Bombardier, Weather Witch and Village Storekeeper
Selling atonal apples, and amplified heat, and Pressed Rat's
collection of dog-legs and feet. Coffee mornings a speciality.
Recently made a Dame of the Village by Our Princess!
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beetle wrote:

>Personally I am in favour of screwing small 'eyes' into the shells, and
>hooking things to them.

we could go sliding down very small ropes then. wheeeeee!

thanks for the gold leaf. it was delicious. if anyone sees little gold
woodlice trundling about the place, don't be surprised...

The Woodlice
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--- Roger Burton West <roger RemoveThis @nospam.firedrake.org>
wrote:

> Fanfare of Trumpets, Tuckets Without, Flourish of
> Tambourines:
> Today being the 5th of December, it is Hudson,
> Werepup of the Village's
> birthday.
>
> Firedrake R
> Email me if you want to be on the Birthday List, or
> to be removed from it.
>
>
A belated Happy Birthday, a hearty patting & admiring
session and a large beefy bone to the handsome
werepup.

Jackie




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--- Skywalker.DeleteThis@Jedicouncil.org wrote:

>
> On Dec 5, 2007, at 4:20 AM, Roger Burton West wrote:
>
> > Fanfare of Trumpets, Tuckets Without, Flourish of
> Tambourines:
> > Today being the 5th of December, it is Hudson,
> Werepup of the
> > Village's
> > birthday.
>
> Happy Birthday Hudson. And isn't it appropriate that
> this end of the
> village is getting snow for your birthday!
>
> Elizabeth
>
>
Very handy for me as the county cancelled school and
that meant that I didn't have to feel guilty about not
showing up for my volunteer stint. 2 days into
steroids, days into antibiotics and I'm just starting
to feel human. I Hate bronchitis. New England was
getting clobbered this afternoon. I called my parents
to let them know the honeymooners were back.

Jackie




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