Who Will Donate Money to Pelan?

hauntedriver.DeleteThis@hotmail.com wrote:

> On Aug 18, 4:34 pm, s....DeleteThis@flashy.nut (Ian) wrote:
> > jpe....DeleteThis@qwest.net once more denigrated me as follows:
> > ....> are quite over your head and we already have one sad, little failed
> > > writer screaming for attention; I'm afraid that your usual roles have
> >
> > I wasn't screaming! I WASN'T"!
>
> [As Michael Winner]: Calm down dear; it's only the internet.
>
Kindly do not mention that *dreadful* man's name in my hearing. Why, the
very name is a humiliating reminder to all of us sad losers. To say
nothing of his unspeakable Right-wing, racist, Fascist outbursts- glub,
glub, bubble bubble, arrgh, I'm drowning in all this white Left-wing
Loonie spittle froth ....
--
Ian
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On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 15:17:47 -0400, "Al Bino" <albinogarcia.RemoveThis@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>"John Pelan" <> I have work to do and can't waste time playing whack-a-toad
>whenever you pop your misshapen head up to spout rubbish.
>>
>
>Your local Food Stamp Assistance office opens on Sundays?
>

I wouldn't know; having no need to visit such an establishment. As
long as the subject is food, I'm making a nice shrimp fra diavolo with
black tiger prawns and a pitcher of "swamp water" (green chartreuse,
pineapple juice and a splash of lemon). Then we'll be off to the pool
for a dip...

Here's a thought to boost your career (such as it is); why don't you
ring up Barky and collaborate on a volume of stories? As no one else
will publish either of you, such a project will keep you both busy and
spare professional editors the tedium of sending you rejection slips.

Cheers,

John
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"John Pelan" <> Here's a thought to boost your career (such as it is); why
don't you
> ring up Barky and collaborate on a volume of stories? As no one else will
publish either of you, such a project will keep you both busy and spare
professional editors the tedium of sending you rejection slips.>
>

Thanks for the heads up, you are quite a guy! Barker got Reggie Oliver some
international recognition, so he must be a pretty good publisher and
promoter.
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hauntedriver.RemoveThis@hotmail.com wrote:

>
> There was a TV programme a few years ago where they asked celebrities
> like Winner to spend time living with a real working class family. The
> man nearly had a fit of apoplexy when they proudly presented him with
> a bottle of 'expensive' eight quid wine to accompany the evening meal.
> His face twisted into several horrid contortions as he was obliged to
> sip gratefully at the offensive libation before telling them that you
> couldn't get a decent bottle of wine for under ?2,000 or ?10,000 (I
> forget which, but he claimed that he normally had one with his lunch).
> He then spent the night there, pretending for everyone's benefit that
> he was thoroughly enjoying the experience, but when his chaffeur
> arrived to collect him the next day, he confided to the camera out of
> earshot of his hosts that it had been a perfectly ghastly experience.
>
An early forerunner of these 'survival' programmes one hears of perhaps.....
Must have been quite an eye opener for Michael, seeing how the other half
lives, or exists might be a better word.
I remember hearing some years ago of an English MP who tried to live on
the dole for a month, and he packed it in after a week, finding it
impossible. From personal experience, I know what he went through!

(naughty bit snipped)
>
> Has he directed anything worth a damn?
>
I can't recall what movies he made: fairly sure i didn't see any of 'em
though.
I only remember him for making some highly inflammatory statement that
had all the Left wing shrieking in outrage.
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Ian
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On Aug 19, 8:08?pm, John Pelan <jpe....RemoveThis@qwest.net> wrote:

>
> >2 = the sameHWAthat you hold office in? The case in question was
> >laughable: a friend of mine lampooned a piece of Ramsey Campbell
> >nonsense on my website, and you pulled strings to get a very silly
> >statement issued condemning me for infringing RC's copyright. Talk
> >about a storm in a teacup. You have delusions of grandeur if you think
> >this was a big issue. And it occured several years ago.
>
> I had absolutely nothing to do with it, other than joining the rest of
> the Association in acting to censure you for your thievery.
>

I see that you've been removed as a Trustee. Odd then that you didn't
correct me.
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