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> Liz <ejd52.DeleteThis@spamproof.verizon.net> wrote in
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>> I don't have an answer to that, but I'll bet Stephen King could find
>> half a dozen ways to show you why whatever you wished for was a bad
>> idea....
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> And he'd be closer to the truth than people would realise...
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> Strawberry.
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If your wishes were unbounded then the only logical thing to wish for would
to be God. That way you could have your loved ones with you forever and
kick the asses of everyone who bothered you. Now that would be a good deal.
But it would make for a real short novel. "I am God. I win. Die,
mother*******. What are we doing for lunch?"
If I were God I know exactly what I would do. When somebody did something
wrong that they know that the should not do their head would shrink just a
little bit. Maybe about 1/8 inch in diameter. That way the pinheads really
would be pinheads if they kept up their evil ways.
But if somebody truly repented the wrong that they did and stayed on the
straight and narrow I would give them their original head back after a
little while. A person who jaywalked or parked illegally all of the time
would get their own hat size back in a month but a killer or rapist or child
abuser would have to wait about forty years.
If somebody really ticked you off it would be fun to turn them into a pillar
of honey on top of a fire ant mound for about a month. That would teach
them a lesson.
And if some kid got too big for their britches and smarted off to a parent
or other adult you could make their vocal cords disappear for about an hour.
After a couple rounds of that the little monster would learn to keep a civil
tongue while they still had one.
Within a short time everybody would be standing on a hillside and singing
the Coca-Cola song in perfect harmony.
Ahh, it is good to dream.
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