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(Msg. 1) Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 9:46 pm
Post subject: The Evil Men of Angmar
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The evil Men of Angmar (not the women, who were good and all looked
like Michelle Pfeiffer) were the first ones to spread the calumny that
Aragorn was a nancyboy. Au contraire! He was a fancy-booy. Galadriel
could have testitied to that, but she held her mother's tongue. (It
was a matter of ancestral memory.)
Aragorn also ate quiche. But one must try to understand. It was in
its entirety a Numismatic plot. That was not the intention of the
Wallars when they fiounded the island kingdom of Ruminour.
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(Msg. 2) Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:31 am
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hengels DeleteThis @swirve.com wrote:
> The evil Men of Angmar (not the women, who were good and all looked
> like Michelle Pfeiffer) were the first ones to spread the calumny that
> Aragorn was a nancyboy.
Actually, the women of Angmar resembled Bette Davis in _Hush... Hush,
Sweet Charlotte_.
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(Msg. 3) Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:09 am
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hengels.RemoveThis@swirve.com wrote:
> The evil Men of Angmar (not the women, who were good and all looked
> like Michelle Pfeiffer) were the first ones to spread the calumny that
> Aragorn was a nancyboy. Au contraire! He was a fancy-booy. Galadriel
> could have testitied to that, but she held her mother's tongue. (It
> was a matter of ancestral memory.)
> Aragorn also ate quiche. But one must try to understand. It was in
> its entirety a Numismatic plot. That was not the intention of the
> Wallars when they fiounded the island kingdom of Ruminour.
>
> Horus Engels
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Wait, coin collectors fed Aragorn quiche? Spinach or cheese? Those
bastards!! >> Stay informed about: The Evil Men of Angmar |
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(Msg. 4) Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:32 pm
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On Aug 25, 12:46 am, heng... DeleteThis @swirve.com wrote:
> The evil Men of Angmar (not the women, who were good and all looked
> like Michelle Pfeiffer) were the first ones to spread the calumny that
> Aragorn was a nancyboy. Au contraire! He was a fancy-booy. Galadriel
> could have testitied to that, but she held her mother's tongue. (It
> was a matter of ancestral memory.)
> Aragorn also ate quiche. But one must try to understand. It was in
> its entirety a Numismatic plot. That was not the intention of the
> Wallars when they fiounded the island kingdom of Ruminour.
To put this in perspective a bit: Aragorn also looked a lot like
Margaret Thatcher, whom Tolkien often called The Glorious One Who Is
to Come (Margarthacharion in Sindarin).
The Men of Angmar, by the way, were nowhere near as evil as the foxes. >> Stay informed about: The Evil Men of Angmar |
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(Msg. 5) Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 4:12 pm
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(Msg. 6) Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 4:12 pm
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(Msg. 7) Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 4:33 pm
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hengels.RemoveThis@swirve.com wrote:
> The evil Men of Angmar (not the women, who were good and all looked
> like Michelle Pfeiffer)
Agh! Look, I like the looks of Michelle Pfeiffer, but you can have too much
of a good thing, as they say. You just know that if you were one of those
Men of Angmar, your wife would have you permanently in the dog-house for
looking at other women - and you'd have no defence because you _were_
looking at other women. You wouldn't know which one you were supposed to
look at...
> Aragorn also ate quiche. But one must try to understand. It was in
> its entirety a Numismatic plot.
Of course. At the root, it's always about money...
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(Msg. 8) Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:47 am
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(Msg. 9) Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:48 am
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"Larry Swain" skrev i meddelandet
> hengels.RemoveThis@swirve.com wrote:
>> The evil Men of Angmar (not the women, who were good and all looked
>> like Michelle Pfeiffer) were the first ones to spread the calumny that
>> Aragorn was a nancyboy. Au contraire! He was a fancy-booy. Galadriel
>> could have testitied to that, but she held her mother's tongue. (It
>> was a matter of ancestral memory.)
>> Aragorn also ate quiche. But one must try to understand. It was in
>> its entirety a Numismatic plot. That was not the intention of the
>> Wallars when they fiounded the island kingdom of Ruminour.
>>
>> Horus Engels
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> '
> Wait, coin collectors fed Aragorn quiche? Spinach or cheese? Those
> bastards!!
I wonder if the philatelists were involved too, serving up a soup made on
used stamps.
Öjevind >> Stay informed about: The Evil Men of Angmar |
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(Msg. 10) Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:48 am
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Öjevind Lång wrote:
> "Larry Swain" skrev i meddelandet
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>> hengels RemoveThis @swirve.com wrote:
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>>> The evil Men of Angmar (not the women, who were good and all looked
>>> like Michelle Pfeiffer) were the first ones to spread the calumny that
>>> Aragorn was a nancyboy. Au contraire! He was a fancy-booy. Galadriel
>>> could have testitied to that, but she held her mother's tongue. (It
>>> was a matter of ancestral memory.)
>>> Aragorn also ate quiche. But one must try to understand. It was in
>>> its entirety a Numismatic plot. That was not the intention of the
>>> Wallars when they fiounded the island kingdom of Ruminour.
>>>
>>> Horus Engels
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>>
>> '
>> Wait, coin collectors fed Aragorn quiche? Spinach or cheese? Those
>> bastards!!
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>
> I wonder if the philatelists were involved too, serving up a soup made
> on used stamps.
Oh, undoubtedly, these collectors are all the same.....if Aragorn came
back and restored the line, the value of those Arnor coins and stamps
would plummet! >> Stay informed about: The Evil Men of Angmar |
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(Msg. 11) Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:50 am
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"Derek Broughton" skrev i meddelandet
> hengels RemoveThis @swirve.com wrote:
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>> The evil Men of Angmar (not the women, who were good and all looked
>> like Michelle Pfeiffer)
>
> Agh! Look, I like the looks of Michelle Pfeiffer, but you can have too
> much
> of a good thing, as they say. You just know that if you were one of
> those
> Men of Angmar, your wife would have you permanently in the dog-house for
> looking at other women - and you'd have no defence because you _were_
> looking at other women. You wouldn't know which one you were supposed to
> look at...
Perhaps it was the frustration that made the men of Angmar evil.
>> Aragorn also ate quiche. But one must try to understand. It was in
>> its entirety a Numismatic plot.
>
> Of course. At the root, it's always about money...
I bet they served the quiche with Mint sauce.
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(Msg. 12) Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:50 am
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Öjevind Lång wrote:
> "Derek Broughton" skrev i meddelandet
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>> hengels RemoveThis @swirve.com wrote:
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>>> Aragorn also ate quiche. But one must try to understand. It was in
>>> its entirety a Numismatic plot.
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>> Of course. At the root, it's always about money...
>
> I bet they served the quiche with Mint sauce.
LOL. Good one.
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(Msg. 13) Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:51 am
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"Pseudonymus al-Faqha'ter III" skrev i
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> On Aug 25, 12:46 am, heng....TakeThisOut@swirve.com wrote:
>> The evil Men of Angmar (not the women, who were good and all looked
> like Michelle Pfeiffer) were the first ones to spread the calumny that
> Aragorn was a nancyboy. Au contraire! He was a fancy-booy. Galadriel
> could have testitied to that, but she held her mother's tongue. (It
> was a matter of ancestral memory.)
> Aragorn also ate quiche. But one must try to understand. It was in
> its entirety a Numismatic plot. That was not the intention of the
> Wallars when they fiounded the island kingdom of Ruminour.
> To put this in perspective a bit: Aragorn also looked a lot like
Margaret Thatcher, whom Tolkien often called The Glorious One Who Is
to Come (Margarthacharion in Sindarin).
To be followed by her heir Bleh-rion?
> The Men of Angmar, by the way, were nowhere near as evil as the foxes.
But it was the women who were foxy.
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(Msg. 14) Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:15 pm
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On Aug 26, 5:51 am, Öjevind Lång wrote:
> "Pseudonymus al-Faqha'ter III" skrev i
> meddelandetnews:6c076efa-a97f-4c4f-a148-8a78d2ddf7ee@d45g2000hsc.googlegroups.com...
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> > On Aug 25, 12:46 am, heng....TakeThisOut@swirve.com wrote:
> >> The evil Men of Angmar (not the women, who were good and all looked
> > like Michelle Pfeiffer) were the first ones to spread the calumny that
> > Aragorn was a nancyboy. Au contraire! He was a fancy-booy. Galadriel
> > could have testitied to that, but she held her mother's tongue. (It
> > was a matter of ancestral memory.)
> > Aragorn also ate quiche. But one must try to understand. It was in
> > its entirety a Numismatic plot. That was not the intention of the
> > Wallars when they fiounded the island kingdom of Ruminour.
> > To put this in perspective a bit: Aragorn also looked a lot like
>
> Margaret Thatcher, whom Tolkien often called The Glorious One Who Is
> to Come (Margarthacharion in Sindarin).
>
> To be followed by her heir Bleh-rion?
Something like that. Possibly Blaeron, the pied piper of Beleriand?
> > The Men of Angmar, by the way, were nowhere near as evil as the foxes.
>
> But it was the women who were foxy.
There's no denying that.
Perhaps Tolkien was the Talking Fox's father as well. >> Stay informed about: The Evil Men of Angmar |
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