Grown up review

Will Dockery wrote:
> Stuart Leichter wrote:
> > Will Dockery wrote:
> > > Stuart Leichter wrote:
> > > > Peter.H.M.Brooks wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > > > > It's nice, though, that you're happy with your delusions. You do have
> > > > > > > > some prentions too, obviously, to education, thinking that reading the
> > > > > > > > 'New Yorker' shows you to have some culture. If it weren't so sad, it'd
> > > > > > > > be really funny.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I notice, though, that you try to abuse good poets, but can't show any
> > > > > > > > sensible grown up review to support your liking for the yank low-life
> > > > > > > > who's eponymous to this group. As I've said, this is no surprise, nor
> > > > > > > > is your inchoate anger and feeling of inferiority. You obviously think
> > > > > > > > you're interesting in some way though!
> > > >
> > > > I bet he thinks you're about 8 or 9 years old, Will.
> > >
> > > I wonder how old he thinks you are, from what he's seen so far, Stu.
> > >
> > > Since Peter's here to critique, perhaps he'll begin with a critique of
> > > my favorite of your poems:
> > >
> > > Romance in Country
> > >
> > > Rayette's overpouting lips cooed round
> > > I'll do anything you want if
> > > you'll only love me Lucky for
> > > me she can't pronounce womanizer
> > >
> > > Rayette was working Denny's mopping floors
> > > vacuumed mudroom floormats straightened them
> > > took out trash and freshened up the rest rooms
> > > we met I went there cause they featured entrees
> > > chicken cordon bleu--French stuff
> > > and boocoo freshly brewed coffee that
> > >
> > > Kept me up all night watching cotton balls
> > > between her toes at the place we shared
> > > where she also mopped and vacuumed
> > > scrubbed the sink and toilet rim took out
> > > the trash plus dusted did the dishes
> > > slung hash also complained we never talk
> > > So I go What and she goes
> > > You won't ever leave me will you all the time we talk
> > > but I keep going back
> > > they're her CDs her stereo her TV set
> > > her beer and where I can work on the car
> > >
> > > -Stuart Leichter
> > >
> > > Anyway, thanks for joining in on welcoming Peter to our group, Stu.
> >
> > It's not 'our group', Will, it's anyone's.
>
> That's what makes it /ours/, Stu.

I reaffirm my promise, Will, to crosspost your ashes across Usenet
after you expire.

Baba-cat, the real baba-cat wrote:
> "Stuart Leichter" wrote a message:
>
> > It's not 'our group', Will, it's anyone's.
>
> Actually I bought Google yesterday.
>
> I will be deleting all poetry, (which means
> the poetry groups will remain intact)

The Google initiation I saw the other day:

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From: Eater - view profile
Date: Thurs, Jan 19 2006 1:08 pm
Email: Eater <obeyea....TakeThisOut@gmail.com>
Not yet ratedRating:

Ah, "The Test". Here's an anecdote that might help illustrate.

Google is considering three men to be hired. They bring them in to
speak with the interviewer separately. The first man comes in and sits
down. The interviewer asks him:

"Do you love your wife?"

"Yes I do, sir."

"Do you love Google?"

"Yes I do, sir."

"What do you love more, your wife or Google?"

"Google, sir."

"Okay. We brought in your wife. Take this gun and go into the next
room and kill her."

The man goes into the room, and all is silent for about 5 minutes. He
comes back, with his tie loosened and he is all sweaty. He puts down
the gun and leaves.

The second guy comes in and sits down. The interviewer asks him the
same questions, and the responses are the same. The interviewer gives
him a gun, and tells him to go kill his wife. The guy puts the gun
down and says "I can't do it..."

The third guy comes in, the same thing happens. The interviewer gives
him a gun, and tells him to go kill his wife. The guy goes into the
room, and BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! This is followed by a
bunch of crashing sounds that end after a few minutes. The guy comes
out of the room with his tie loosened, and puts the gun on the table.
The interviewer looks at him and says "What happened?!?!"

"The gun you gave me was filled with blanks so I had to strangle her!"

Zing!
Eater


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