What Happened?

Paul Bines wrote:

>(grone) 'ere, what happened to all the birthdays? I was just settling into
>full-time 27/7 birthday party mode when they stopped suddenly.

While we tend not to celebrate them, you could consider that on any
given day there's an average of 136,895 earwigs having a birthday...

RSM Willie Earwig
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--- RSM Willie Earwig wrote:

> Paul Bines wrote:
>
> >(grone) 'ere, what happened to all the birthdays?
> I was just settling into
> >full-time 27/7 birthday party mode when they
> stopped suddenly.
>
> While we tend not to celebrate them, you could
> consider that on any
> given day there's an average of 136,895 earwigs
> having a birthday...

That's too many cakes to bake---you'll just have to
share. What would be the size of an earwig birthday
cake? Could anyone other than an earwig handle the
minute measurements involved?

Jackie (gloating--the looming budget crisis delayed my
work celebration, but it was worth the wait. My boss
made me a wonderful coconut cake! And I got to take
the leftovers home:-)





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Jackie wrote:
>--- RSM Willie Earwig wrote:
>> While we tend not to celebrate them, you could
>> consider that on any
>> given day there's an average of 136,895 earwigs
>> having a birthday...
>That's too many cakes to bake---you'll just have to
>share. What would be the size of an earwig birthday
>cake? Could anyone other than an earwig handle the
>minute measurements involved?

Ah, you have not been privileged to see the majesty of a cloud of hungry
earwigs descending on its prey! (Ideally a barrel of TS, but we make
do.)

RSM Willie Earwig
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