Happy Anniversary Linda & Ray

Thanks, Scott...and by the way...that's once.

Linda


"PPPG" wrote in message

Have a great 33rd today. Enjoy your cosmopolitan.

As required of me:

At the banquet of Ray and Linda’s 33rd wedding anniversary, Ray was
asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage
of such long duration.

“Tell us, Ray, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful
years with your wife?”

Ray responded, “Well, I’ve learned that marriage is the best teacher of
all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint,
forgiveness — and a great many other qualities you wouldn’t have needed
if you’d stayed single.”

----------------------------------------------------------------------

Two gentleman were talking and one said to the other, "You're having an
anniversary soon, right?" The other replied, "Yep, 33 years." "Wow,"
said the other. "What are you going to get your wife for your
anniversary?" The other replied, "We're going on a trip to Antarctica."
"Wow, Antartica, that's some gift!" said the other man. "That's going to
be hard to beat. What are you going to do for your 40th anniversary?"
"Oh, I'll probably go back and get her."

--------------------------------------------------------------------

Ray asks his wife, Linda, what she wants to celebrate their 33rd wedding
anniversary. "Would you like a new mink coat?" he asks. "Not really,"
says Linda. "Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says Ray. "No,"
she responds. "What about a new vacation home in the country?" he
suggests. She again rejects his offer with a "No thanks." "Well what
would you like for your anniversary?" Ray asks. "Ray, I'd like a
divorce," answers Linda. "Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much,"
says Ray.

----------------------------------------------------------------------

A couple were celebrating their 33rd Wedding anniversary. Their domestic
tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper
reporter was inquiring as to the secret of the long and happy marriage.
'Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,' explained the husband. 'We
visited the Grand Canyon and took at trip down to the bottom of the
canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule
stumbled. My wife quietly said, "That's once." We proceeded a little
further when the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said,
"That's twice." We hadn't gone half a mile when the mule stumbled a
third time. My wife took a pistol out of her pocket and shot the mule.
'I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at
me and quietly said, "That's once."

TTFN
Scott
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Thanks Pete, that would be very nice.

Linda


"Pete" wrote in message


On Feb 17, 7:37 pm, PPPG wrote:
> Have a great 33rd today. Enjoy your cosmopolitan.
>
Happy anniversary Linda. May the next 33 be as entertaining as the
last ones.

Cheers,
Pete.
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On 2/18/2011 11:18 AM, Linda wrote:
>> Happy anniversary Linda. May the next 33 be as entertaining as the
>> last ones.

> Thanks Pete, that would be very nice.

Very possible. A couple I know just celebrated their 60th.

TTFN
Scott
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Happy Anniversary, Little Sister! I hope you're just as happy and content
as you've been all these years.

LOL at Scott!
--
Piper
Blessed are the cracked for they let in the light.

"PPPG" wrote in message

> Have a great 33rd today. Enjoy your cosmopolitan.
>
> As required of me:
>
> At the banquet of Ray and Linda’s 33rd wedding anniversary, Ray was asked
> to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such
> long duration.
>
> “Tell us, Ray, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful
> years with your wife?”
>
> Ray responded, “Well, I’ve learned that marriage is the best teacher of
> all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint,
> forgiveness — and a great many other qualities you wouldn’t have needed if
> you’d stayed single.”
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Two gentleman were talking and one said to the other, "You're having an
> anniversary soon, right?" The other replied, "Yep, 33 years." "Wow," said
> the other. "What are you going to get your wife for your anniversary?" The
> other replied, "We're going on a trip to Antarctica." "Wow, Antartica,
> that's some gift!" said the other man. "That's going to be hard to beat.
> What are you going to do for your 40th anniversary?" "Oh, I'll probably go
> back and get her."
>
> --------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Ray asks his wife, Linda, what she wants to celebrate their 33rd wedding
> anniversary. "Would you like a new mink coat?" he asks. "Not really," says
> Linda. "Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says Ray. "No," she
> responds. "What about a new vacation home in the country?" he suggests.
> She again rejects his offer with a "No thanks." "Well what would you like
> for your anniversary?" Ray asks. "Ray, I'd like a divorce," answers Linda.
> "Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," says Ray.
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> A couple were celebrating their 33rd Wedding anniversary. Their domestic
> tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter
> was inquiring as to the secret of the long and happy marriage. 'Well, it
> dates back to our honeymoon,' explained the husband. 'We visited the Grand
> Canyon and took at trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We
> hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said,
> "That's once." We proceeded a little further when the mule stumbled again.
> Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone half a mile
> when the mule stumbled a third time. My wife took a pistol out of her
> pocket and shot the mule. 'I started to protest over her treatment of the
> mule when she looked at me and quietly said, "That's once."
>
> TTFN
> Scott
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PPPG wrote:
>
> Have a great 33rd today. Enjoy your cosmopolitan.
>
> As required of me:
>
> At the banquet of Ray and Linda’s 33rd wedding anniversary, Ray was
> asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage
> of such long duration.
>
> “Tell us, Ray, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful
> years with your wife?”
>
> Ray responded, “Well, I’ve learned that marriage is the best teacher of
> all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint,
> forgiveness — and a great many other qualities you wouldn’t have needed
> if you’d stayed single.”
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Two gentleman were talking and one said to the other, "You're having an
> anniversary soon, right?" The other replied, "Yep, 33 years." "Wow,"
> said the other. "What are you going to get your wife for your
> anniversary?" The other replied, "We're going on a trip to Antarctica."
> "Wow, Antartica, that's some gift!" said the other man. "That's going to
> be hard to beat. What are you going to do for your 40th anniversary?"
> "Oh, I'll probably go back and get her."
>
> --------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Ray asks his wife, Linda, what she wants to celebrate their 33rd wedding
> anniversary. "Would you like a new mink coat?" he asks. "Not really,"
> says Linda. "Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says Ray. "No,"
> she responds. "What about a new vacation home in the country?" he
> suggests. She again rejects his offer with a "No thanks." "Well what
> would you like for your anniversary?" Ray asks. "Ray, I'd like a
> divorce," answers Linda. "Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much,"
> says Ray.
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> A couple were celebrating their 33rd Wedding anniversary. Their domestic
> tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper
> reporter was inquiring as to the secret of the long and happy marriage.
> 'Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,' explained the husband. 'We
> visited the Grand Canyon and took at trip down to the bottom of the
> canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule
> stumbled. My wife quietly said, "That's once." We proceeded a little
> further when the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said,
> "That's twice." We hadn't gone half a mile when the mule stumbled a
> third time. My wife took a pistol out of her pocket and shot the mule.
> 'I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at
> me and quietly said, "That's once."


Ignore Scott, and enjoy yourself. Everyone knows Scott was the
mule...


--
You can't fix stupid. You can't even put a band-aid on it, because it's
Teflon coated.
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ROTFLOL!!!! Thanks!

Linda

"Michael A. Terrell" wrote in message



PPPG wrote:
>
> Have a great 33rd today. Enjoy your cosmopolitan.
>
> As required of me:
>
> At the banquet of Ray and Linda’s 33rd wedding anniversary, Ray was
> asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage
> of such long duration.
>
> “Tell us, Ray, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful
> years with your wife?�
>
> Ray responded, “Well, I’ve learned that marriage is the best teacher of
> all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint,
> forgiveness — and a great many other qualities you wouldn’t have needed
> if you’d stayed single.�
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Two gentleman were talking and one said to the other, "You're having an
> anniversary soon, right?" The other replied, "Yep, 33 years." "Wow,"
> said the other. "What are you going to get your wife for your
> anniversary?" The other replied, "We're going on a trip to Antarctica."
> "Wow, Antartica, that's some gift!" said the other man. "That's going to
> be hard to beat. What are you going to do for your 40th anniversary?"
> "Oh, I'll probably go back and get her."
>
> --------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Ray asks his wife, Linda, what she wants to celebrate their 33rd wedding
> anniversary. "Would you like a new mink coat?" he asks. "Not really,"
> says Linda. "Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says Ray. "No,"
> she responds. "What about a new vacation home in the country?" he
> suggests. She again rejects his offer with a "No thanks." "Well what
> would you like for your anniversary?" Ray asks. "Ray, I'd like a
> divorce," answers Linda. "Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much,"
> says Ray.
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> A couple were celebrating their 33rd Wedding anniversary. Their domestic
> tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper
> reporter was inquiring as to the secret of the long and happy marriage.
> 'Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,' explained the husband. 'We
> visited the Grand Canyon and took at trip down to the bottom of the
> canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule
> stumbled. My wife quietly said, "That's once." We proceeded a little
> further when the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said,
> "That's twice." We hadn't gone half a mile when the mule stumbled a
> third time. My wife took a pistol out of her pocket and shot the mule.
> 'I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at
> me and quietly said, "That's once."


Ignore Scott, and enjoy yourself. Everyone knows Scott was the
mule...


--
You can't fix stupid. You can't even put a band-aid on it, because it's
Teflon coated.
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Thanks Big Sis!

Linda


"Piper" wrote in message

Happy Anniversary, Little Sister! I hope you're just as happy and content
as you've been all these years.

LOL at Scott!
--
Piper
Blessed are the cracked for they let in the light.

"PPPG" wrote in message

> Have a great 33rd today. Enjoy your cosmopolitan.
>
> As required of me:
>
> At the banquet of Ray and Linda’s 33rd wedding anniversary, Ray was asked
> to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such
> long duration.
>
> “Tell us, Ray, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful
> years with your wife?”
>
> Ray responded, “Well, I’ve learned that marriage is the best teacher of
> all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint,
> forgiveness — and a great many other qualities you wouldn’t have needed if
> you’d stayed single.”
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Two gentleman were talking and one said to the other, "You're having an
> anniversary soon, right?" The other replied, "Yep, 33 years." "Wow," said
> the other. "What are you going to get your wife for your anniversary?" The
> other replied, "We're going on a trip to Antarctica." "Wow, Antartica,
> that's some gift!" said the other man. "That's going to be hard to beat.
> What are you going to do for your 40th anniversary?" "Oh, I'll probably go
> back and get her."
>
> --------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Ray asks his wife, Linda, what she wants to celebrate their 33rd wedding
> anniversary. "Would you like a new mink coat?" he asks. "Not really," says
> Linda. "Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says Ray. "No," she
> responds. "What about a new vacation home in the country?" he suggests.
> She again rejects his offer with a "No thanks." "Well what would you like
> for your anniversary?" Ray asks. "Ray, I'd like a divorce," answers Linda.
> "Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," says Ray.
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> A couple were celebrating their 33rd Wedding anniversary. Their domestic
> tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter
> was inquiring as to the secret of the long and happy marriage. 'Well, it
> dates back to our honeymoon,' explained the husband. 'We visited the Grand
> Canyon and took at trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We
> hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said,
> "That's once." We proceeded a little further when the mule stumbled again.
> Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone half a mile
> when the mule stumbled a third time. My wife took a pistol out of her
> pocket and shot the mule. 'I started to protest over her treatment of the
> mule when she looked at me and quietly said, "That's once."
>
> TTFN
> Scott
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On 2/18/2011 1:04 PM, Piper wrote:
> Happy Anniversary, Little Sister! I hope you're just as happy and
> content as you've been all these years.

Unlike Michael who is miserable and incontinent.

TTFN
Scott
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On 2/18/2011 1:35 PM, Michael A. Terrell wrote:

> Ignore Scott, and enjoy yourself. Everyone knows Scott was the
> mule...

How polite. Usually people just say "jacka$$".

TTFN
Scott
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PPPG wrote:
>
> On 2/18/2011 1:04 PM, Piper wrote:
> > Happy Anniversary, Little Sister! I hope you're just as happy and
> > content as you've been all these years.
>
> Unlike Michael who is miserable and incontinent.


I wasn't miserable, till you came back. How can you be incontinent
when you CAN'T pee?


--
You can't fix stupid. You can't even put a band-aid on it, because it's
Teflon coated.
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PPPG wrote:
>
> On 2/18/2011 1:35 PM, Michael A. Terrell wrote:
>
> > Ignore Scott, and enjoy yourself. Everyone knows Scott was the
> > mule...
>
> How polite. Usually people just say "jacka$$".


Some days Scott is the mule, some days Scott is the jacka$$, but
every day Scott feels like a nut!


--
You can't fix stupid. You can't even put a band-aid on it, because it's
Teflon coated.
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On 2/22/2011 3:38 PM, Michael A. Terrell wrote:

> I wasn't miserable, till you came back. How can you be incontinent
> when you CAN'T pee?

I mis-typed. I meant "incompetent".

TTFN
Scott
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On 2/22/2011 3:40 PM, Michael A. Terrell wrote:
> Some days Scott is the mule, some days Scott is the jacka$$, but
> every day Scott feels like a nut!

"sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes ya don't."

TTFN
Scott
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