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(Msg. 46) Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 7:03 pm
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PPPG wrote:
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> On 2/28/2011 4:14 PM, Michael A. Terrell wrote:
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> > No. You wouldn't what was a reasonable amount to request for a
> > bribe. 
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> A reasonable bribe has at LEAST seven figures ... and they must be rich,
> dumb, and willing to spend it on me. 
You? Well, that does require plenty of dumb!
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(Msg. 47) Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 7:07 pm
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PPPG wrote:
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> On 3/1/2011 4:24 AM, Pete wrote:
> > Har! That's actually quite funny. Sadly, we're probably the only
> > ones in this group who know why!
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> Linda knows.
Linda designs electronics?
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(Msg. 48) Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:20 pm
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On 3/1/2011 7:07 PM, Michael A. Terrell wrote:
> Linda designs electronics?
As ranking member of the Castle, it is her duty to throw the yearly
Monster Mash. In order to do that, she must get a hold of your electrode
and dunk them ion water. So he had to learn about electronics so she
could find a way to do that without getting herself electrocuted.
TTFN
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(Msg. 49) Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:21 pm
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On 3/1/2011 7:03 PM, Michael A. Terrell wrote:
>> A reasonable bribe has at LEAST seven figures ... and they must be rich,
>> dumb, and willing to spend it on me.
> You? Well, that does require plenty of dumb!
You're telling me ....
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(Msg. 50) Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:28 pm
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PPPG wrote:
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> On 3/1/2011 7:07 PM, Michael A. Terrell wrote:
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> > Linda designs electronics?
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> As ranking member of the Castle, it is her duty to throw the yearly
> Monster Mash.
Did it hurt when she mashed you?
> In order to do that, she must get a hold of your electrode and dunk
> them ion water.
Positive or negative ions?
> So he had to learn about electronics so she could find a way to do
> that without getting herself electrocuted.
That's just what she tells you, when she's hooking the jumper cables
to your ears every year.
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(Msg. 51) Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:29 pm
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PPPG wrote:
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> On 3/1/2011 7:03 PM, Michael A. Terrell wrote:
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> >> A reasonable bribe has at LEAST seven figures ... and they must be rich,
> >> dumb, and willing to spend it on me.
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> > You? Well, that does require plenty of dumb!
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> You're telling me ....
And you're loving every second of it!
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Teflon coated. >> Stay informed about: Happy Anniversary Linda & Ray |
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(Msg. 52) Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:57 am
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On 3/2/2011 6:28 PM, Michael A. Terrell wrote:
> Did it hurt when she mashed you?
Oh yeah!
>> In order to do that, she must get a hold of your electrode and dunk
>> them in water.
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> Positive or negative ions?
You'll b e shocked to hear, either way.
> That's just what she tells you, when she's hooking the jumper cables
> to your ears every year.
She promised it was a new fad!
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(Msg. 53) Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:11 am
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On 3/2/2011 6:29 PM, Michael A. Terrell wrote:
>>> You? Well, that does require plenty of dumb!
> And you're loving every second of it!
Not at all. they keep trying to push Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and
Sarah Palin on me and now Charlie Sheen.
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(Msg. 54) Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 2:45 pm
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(Msg. 55) Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 5:27 pm
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PPPG wrote:
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> On 3/3/2011 10:01 PM, Michael A. Terrell wrote:
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> > Beggars can't be choosy.
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> Says who? B-D
Me. Beggars can't even afford peanut butter!
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(Msg. 56) Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 5:50 pm
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(Msg. 57) Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 9:25 pm
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PPPG wrote:
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> On 3/5/2011 5:27 PM, Michael A. Terrell wrote:
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> > Me. Beggars can't even afford peanut butter!
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> I can, too!
Not the good stuff. What you dumpster dive doesn't count!
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(Msg. 58) Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:41 pm
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PPPG wrote:
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> On 3/2/2011 6:28 PM, Michael A. Terrell wrote:
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> > Did it hurt when she mashed you?
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> Oh yeah!
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> >> In order to do that, she must get a hold of your electrode and dunk
> >> them in water.
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> > Positive or negative ions?
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> You'll b e shocked to hear, either way.
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> > That's just what she tells you, when she's hooking the jumper cables
> > to your ears every year.
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> She promised it was a new fad!
Like when she bronzed your feet, with real bronze?
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(Msg. 59) Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:42 pm
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PPPG wrote:
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> On 2/28/2011 4:15 PM, Michael A. Terrell wrote:
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> > That anything like when my boss told me, "You're damn opinionated,
> > but you're usually right"?
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> Pretty much.
Yeah. Sure.
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