If Smaug had Been a Mafia Dragon

Raven kirjoitti:
> "Öjevind Lång" <bredband.net.DeleteThis@ojevind.lang> skrev i meddelelsen
> news:616b8oF1ttedhU1@mid.individual.net...
>
>> ...he would simply have landed outside Laketown, politely asked to see
>> the Master and studied his claws while he thoughtfully remarked to
>> him: "You've got a nice town here. It would be a pity if something
>> happened to it."
>
>
> "In a minute your signature will be on that paper or your ashes will
> be blended with its."

"Arson is such an ugly word" - but joking aside, we must not forget that
Smaug was a Communist dragon, whereas Mafiosi are liberitarians with a
slight socialist undercurrent, which fortunately they have mostly abandoned.

Morambar
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On Feb 10, 8:22 pm, Morambar <moram....TakeThisOut@fats.teunc.org> wrote:
> Raven kirjoitti:
>
> > "Öjevind Lång" <bredband.....TakeThisOut@ojevind.lang> skrev i meddelelsen
> >news:616b8oF1ttedhU1@mid.individual.net...
>
> >> ...he would simply have landed outside Laketown, politely asked to see
> >> the Master and studied his claws while he thoughtfully remarked to
> >> him: "You've got a nice town here. It would be a pity if something
> >> happened to it."
>
> >   "In a minute your signature will be on that paper or your ashes will
> > be blended with its."
>
> "Arson is such an ugly word" - but joking aside, we must not forget that
> Smaug was a Communist dragon, whereas Mafiosi are liberitarians with a
> slight socialist undercurrent, which fortunately they have mostly abandoned.

^M^

Master! Wasn't Tolkien a consigliere at one point? And I'm quite sure
I remember reading in the Sacred Texts that Rivendell was called Casa
Nostra. Am I making that up?
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