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Since: Jun 20, 2008
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(Msg. 1) Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:14 am
Post subject: Timeshare
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This upper-level unit is ideally situated on "Paradise Beach" with
full view of the ocean from the balcony. The resort sports the
following facilities: a marina for yachts, 5 tennis courts, Creche,
indoor heated pool, 4 squash courts, games room, pool tables, 6
outdoor pools, gym and saunas, agora sport and beach shop, agora
supermarket, casino, conference centre, health skincare and spa,
rainbow car wash, gallery on the square, and the following
activities: wind-surfing, quad bikes, mini golf, bugoloo adventures,
and wetbikes and rubber ducks for hire. Nearby facilities for: golf
at the Langebaan Country Club, horseriding, and game drives at
Elandsfontein Private Nature Reserve. Units are serviced daily by
maids who clean, make the beds, and do the dishes. There are quite a
few restaurants to choose from; also sunset cruises for those who
enjoy sundowners to end off the day."
Your sun washed, colourful and comfortable self catering hideaway
awaits you with colour TV (local channels, MNet, Movie Magic,
Supersport, Cartoon Network and KykNet) and a fully equipped
kitchenette. Many are on the water's edge while others offer
breathtaking views over the Langebaan Lagoon and Marina. Cleaning
services are available except on Sundays and Public Holidays. 1
Bedroom kalivas can accommodate up to 2 people. The double bed is in a
large living area and the two single beds in a separate bedroom.
Private bathroom with shower. Communal braais available. The large
living area can sleep two children u/12 on a sleeper couch; the main
bedroom has a double bed and an en-suite bathroom with a shower, and
the other, two single beds and a separate bathroom with a bath. Each
unit has its own private braai. 40 x 3 Bedroom kalivas can accommodate
up to 8 fun-in-the-sun seekers.
Unit Information
Price: £1400 including Maintenance Fees
Location: Langebaan, Cape Town - South Africa, Outside US
Bedrooms: 2 Bedroom
Bathrooms: 2
Sleeps: 4 + 2 on a Sleeper Couch in the Lounge
Time Available: 28 December 2008 - 3 January 2009 |
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Since: Jul 02, 2003
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(Msg. 2) Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:16 pm
Post subject: Re: Timeshare [Login to view extended thread Info.]
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On Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:14:34 -0700 (PDT), Riaansa stomped through
my brain with:
<snippage>
OOOOooo... Time share SPAM...
That means it gets grilled, but only in short blocks of time at a
time. For that matter, different pieces of the SPAM may be
changed out. You can also transfer the SPAM to a stove, a
hibachi, or a microwave, assuming that those other items are
partnered with the grill when it comes to cooking the SPAM.
Tristaan
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Beware Spam Trap!: "us" is an "ogre"
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Ogre-Monk, AIM TristaanOgre
"So good-bye for now and I'll see you again
Some way, some how
When it's my time to go to the other side
I'll hold you again and melt at your smile
Now I have all the ones that I am with
You taught me not to take for granted
The time that we have to show that we care
Speak into their lives and their hearts while they're here
And say I LOVE YOU!!"
~Disciple "Things Left Unsaid"
Theologian in training http://ballymennoniteblogger.blogspot.com/
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Since: Oct 03, 2007
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(Msg. 3) Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:16 pm
Post subject: Re: Timeshare [Login to view extended thread Info.]
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Tristaan wrote:
> On Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:14:34 -0700 (PDT), Riaansa stomped through
> my brain with:
>
> <snippage>
>
> OOOOooo... Time share SPAM...
>
> That means it gets grilled, but only in short blocks of time at a
> time. For that matter, different pieces of the SPAM may be
> changed out. You can also transfer the SPAM to a stove, a
> hibachi, or a microwave, assuming that those other items are
> partnered with the grill when it comes to cooking the SPAM.
What I have trouble believing is that anyone would be gullible to
buy timeshare from some idiot who spams randomly. Wouldn't that
be like buying 'medicine' from a guy standing on a street corner,
hawking medicine as if it was cotton candy? (Cash only, no
documentation.)
Sometimes people confuse me.
--
Megan
Journeyperson Dancing Barbarian
Keeper o' the FAQ: http://home.earthlink.net/~m_thomas3/abml/ >> Stay informed about: Timeshare |
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Since: Apr 18, 2008
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(Msg. 4) Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:16 pm
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"Tristaan" <tristaanus DeleteThis @yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:nrln5458mvfof0dbcemkrilo9n0c5mpudp@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:14:34 -0700 (PDT), Riaansa stomped through
> my brain with:
>
> <snippage>
>
> OOOOooo... Time share SPAM...
>
> That means it gets grilled, but only in short blocks of time at a
> time. For that matter, different pieces of the SPAM may be
> changed out. You can also transfer the SPAM to a stove, a
> hibachi, or a microwave, assuming that those other items are
> partnered with the grill when it comes to cooking the SPAM.
That's a good one! {GRIN}
You'd better start cooking. I see we have multiple units of this one.
{lop-sided smile}
Anne Elizabeth Baldwin
> Tristaan >> Stay informed about: Timeshare |
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(Msg. 5) Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:16 pm
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"m_thomas[numBksInLastHrldMage]"
<"m_thomas[numBksInLastHrldMage]"@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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> Tristaan wrote:
>> On Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:14:34 -0700 (PDT), Riaansa stomped through
>> my brain with:
>>
>> <snippage>
>>
>> OOOOooo... Time share SPAM...
>>
>> That means it gets grilled, but only in short blocks of time at a
>> time. For that matter, different pieces of the SPAM may be
>> changed out. You can also transfer the SPAM to a stove, a
>> hibachi, or a microwave, assuming that those other items are
>> partnered with the grill when it comes to cooking the SPAM.
>
> What I have trouble believing is that anyone would be gullible to buy
> timeshare from some idiot who spams randomly.
I know, but "A sucker is born every minute," as P.T. Barnum himself said.
I believe he knew what he was talking about, too. {Smile}
> Wouldn't that be like buying 'medicine' from a guy standing on a street
> corner, hawking medicine as if it was cotton candy? (Cash only, no
> documentation.)
Yes, I think it would be. Hopefully, only the tiniest percentage of
suckers are that gullible. {lop-sided smile}
> Sometimes people confuse me.
True. {Smile}
Anne Elizabeth Baldwin >> Stay informed about: Timeshare |
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(Msg. 6) Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:14 pm
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On 6/20/2008 6:16 AM, Tristaan wrote:
> On Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:14:34 -0700 (PDT), Riaansa stomped through
> my brain with:
>
> <snippage>
>
> OOOOooo... Time share SPAM...
>
> That means it gets grilled, but only in short blocks of time at a
> time. For that matter, different pieces of the SPAM may be
> changed out. You can also transfer the SPAM to a stove, a
> hibachi, or a microwave, assuming that those other items are
> partnered with the grill when it comes to cooking the SPAM.
And with color (oops, colour) TV, too! Tasty appetizer, maybe?
--
victoreia (You mean there are actually people who don't know color -I
mean, colour- TV is standard?!?)
Goddess of Dark Chocolate >> Stay informed about: Timeshare |
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