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(Msg. 1) Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:53 pm Post subject: I lay claim to this group! Archived from groups: alt>books>robert-rankin (more info?)

In the name of the Jaffa cake, I lay claim to this group, since no-one has bothered to post here in ooooh how long... -- Thank you kindly POD {Ò¿Ó} ¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ Oh people, know that you have committed great sins. If you ask me what proof I have for these words, I say it is because I am the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you. ¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ >> Stay informed about: I lay claim to this group!

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(Msg. 2) Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:19 pm Post subject: Re: I lay claim to this group! [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

On 2006-10-20 23:53:06 +0100, "POD {Ò¿Ó}" <DONT.EVEN.TRY.IT RemoveThis @DEADSPAM.COM> said: > In the name of the Jaffa cake, I lay claim to this group, since no-one > has bothered to post here in ooooh how long... My JC flag was here first - over there, by the shopping trolley. kt. -- So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.' >> Stay informed about: I lay claim to this group!

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(Msg. 3) Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:22 am Post subject: Re: I lay claim to this group! [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

Milk and cookies kept you awake, huh? Let's discuss this, you better come up X Kyle M Thompson <kyle.thompson.TakeThisOut@gmail.com>. > On 2006-10-20 23:53:06 +0100, "POD {Ò¿Ó}" > <DONT.EVEN.TRY.IT.TakeThisOut@DEADSPAM.COM> said: > >> In the name of the Jaffa cake, I lay claim to this group, since >> no-one has bothered to post here in ooooh how long... > > My JC flag was here first - over there, by the shopping trolley. > > kt. Tsk! are you blind man!!! that trolly is in alt.books.larry.niven! You missed! You've claimed ownership of that group, My JC flag is right bang in the middle of the sprout patch! -- Thank you kindly POD {Ò¿Ó} ¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ Oh people, know that you have committed great sins. If you ask me what proof I have for these words, I say it is because I am the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you. ¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ >> Stay informed about: I lay claim to this group!

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(Msg. 4) Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:33 am Post subject: Re: I lay claim to this group! [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

POD {Ò¿Ó} spoke thusly: > Milk and cookies kept you awake, huh? Let's discuss this, you better > come up X Kyle M Thompson <kyle.thompson DeleteThis @gmail.com>. > >> On 2006-10-20 23:53:06 +0100, "POD {Ò¿Ó}" >> <DONT.EVEN.TRY.IT DeleteThis @DEADSPAM.COM> said: >> >>> In the name of the Jaffa cake, I lay claim to this group, since >>> no-one has bothered to post here in ooooh how long... >> >> My JC flag was here first - over there, by the shopping trolley. >> >> kt. > > Tsk! are you blind man!!! that trolly is in alt.books.larry.niven! You > missed! You've claimed ownership of that group, My JC flag is right > bang in the middle of the sprout patch! > Step away from the flag,I have a General Electric mini-gun (like Blain...) and I'm not afraid to use it. >> Stay informed about: I lay claim to this group!

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(Msg. 5) Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 1:34 pm Post subject: Re: I lay claim to this group! [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

Milk and cookies kept you awake, huh? Let's discuss this, you better come up Tosh <tosh RemoveThis @youknow.where>. > POD {Ò¿Ó} spoke thusly: >> Milk and cookies kept you awake, huh? Let's discuss this, you better >> come up X Kyle M Thompson <kyle.thompson RemoveThis @gmail.com>. >> >>> On 2006-10-20 23:53:06 +0100, "POD {Ò¿Ó}" >>> <DONT.EVEN.TRY.IT RemoveThis @DEADSPAM.COM> said: >>> >>>> In the name of the Jaffa cake, I lay claim to this group, since >>>> no-one has bothered to post here in ooooh how long... >>> >>> My JC flag was here first - over there, by the shopping trolley. >>> >>> kt. >> >> Tsk! are you blind man!!! that trolly is in alt.books.larry.niven! >> You missed! You've claimed ownership of that group, My JC flag is >> right bang in the middle of the sprout patch! >> > > > Step away from the flag,I have a General Electric mini-gun (like > Blain...) and I'm not afraid to use it. Phooey! That would be regicide, as the person who has planted the flag and laid claim to this group, I am your king! You may kiss my ring.... -- Thank you kindly POD {Ò¿Ó} ¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ Oh people, know that you have committed great sins. If you ask me what proof I have for these words, I say it is because I am the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you. ¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ >> Stay informed about: I lay claim to this group!

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(Msg. 6) Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 7:48 pm Post subject: Re: I lay claim to this group! [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

POD {Ò¿Ó} spoke thusly: > Milk and cookies kept you awake, huh? Let's discuss this, you better > come up Tosh <tosh.TakeThisOut@youknow.where>. > >> POD {Ò¿Ó} spoke thusly: >>> Milk and cookies kept you awake, huh? Let's discuss this, you better >>> come up X Kyle M Thompson <kyle.thompson.TakeThisOut@gmail.com>. >>> >>>> On 2006-10-20 23:53:06 +0100, "POD {Ò¿Ó}" >>>> <DONT.EVEN.TRY.IT.TakeThisOut@DEADSPAM.COM> said: >>>> >>>>> In the name of the Jaffa cake, I lay claim to this group, since >>>>> no-one has bothered to post here in ooooh how long... >>>> >>>> My JC flag was here first - over there, by the shopping trolley. >>>> >>>> kt. >>> >>> Tsk! are you blind man!!! that trolly is in alt.books.larry.niven! >>> You missed! You've claimed ownership of that group, My JC flag is >>> right bang in the middle of the sprout patch! >>> >> >> >> Step away from the flag,I have a General Electric mini-gun (like >> Blain...) and I'm not afraid to use it. > > Phooey! That would be regicide, as the person who has planted the flag and > laid claim to this group, I am your king! You may kiss my ring.... > I'd like to challenge your claim as I now have the biggest packet of Jaffa Cakes in the world, purchased this very afternoon from Morrisons it is a whole yard of chocolate, three feet of sponge and thirty six inches of smashing oranginess. >> Stay informed about: I lay claim to this group!

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(Msg. 7) Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:05 pm Post subject: Re: I lay claim to this group! [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

Milk and cookies kept you awake, huh? Let's discuss this, you better come up Tosh <tosh RemoveThis @youknow.where>. > POD {Ò¿Ó} spoke thusly: >> Milk and cookies kept you awake, huh? Let's discuss this, you better >> come up Tosh <tosh RemoveThis @youknow.where>. >> >>> POD {Ò¿Ó} spoke thusly: >>>> Milk and cookies kept you awake, huh? Let's discuss this, you >>>> better come up X Kyle M Thompson <kyle.thompson RemoveThis @gmail.com>. >>>> >>>>> On 2006-10-20 23:53:06 +0100, "POD {Ò¿Ó}" >>>>> <DONT.EVEN.TRY.IT RemoveThis @DEADSPAM.COM> said: >>>>> >>>>>> In the name of the Jaffa cake, I lay claim to this group, since >>>>>> no-one has bothered to post here in ooooh how long... >>>>> >>>>> My JC flag was here first - over there, by the shopping trolley. >>>>> >>>>> kt. >>>> >>>> Tsk! are you blind man!!! that trolly is in alt.books.larry.niven! >>>> You missed! You've claimed ownership of that group, My JC flag is >>>> right bang in the middle of the sprout patch! >>>> >>> >>> >>> Step away from the flag,I have a General Electric mini-gun (like >>> Blain...) and I'm not afraid to use it. >> >> Phooey! That would be regicide, as the person who has planted the >> flag and laid claim to this group, I am your king! You may kiss my >> ring.... >> > > I'd like to challenge your claim as I now have the biggest packet of > Jaffa Cakes in the world, purchased this very afternoon from Morrisons > it is a whole yard of chocolate, three feet of sponge and thirty six > inches of smashing oranginess. > I refute your claim on the grounds that the only Jaffa Cakes of merit are McVitte's Jafa Cakes, and not some supermarket brand! As punishment, go eat a pack of Cherry Jaffa Cakes, and if you keep this up, I'll have you eating two packs of the Lime flavoured ones! -- Thank you kindly POD {Ò¿Ó} ¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ Oh people, know that you have committed great sins. If you ask me what proof I have for these words, I say it is because I am the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you. ¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ >> Stay informed about: I lay claim to this group!

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(Msg. 8) Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:15 pm Post subject: Re: I lay claim to this group! [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

POD {Ò¿Ó} spoke thusly: > Milk and cookies kept you awake, huh? Let's discuss this, you better > come up Tosh <tosh RemoveThis @youknow.where>. > >> POD {Ò¿Ó} spoke thusly: >>> Milk and cookies kept you awake, huh? Let's discuss this, you better >>> come up Tosh <tosh RemoveThis @youknow.where>. >>> >>>> POD {Ò¿Ó} spoke thusly: >>>>> Milk and cookies kept you awake, huh? Let's discuss this, you >>>>> better come up X Kyle M Thompson <kyle.thompson RemoveThis @gmail.com>. >>>>> >>>>>> On 2006-10-20 23:53:06 +0100, "POD {Ò¿Ó}" >>>>>> <DONT.EVEN.TRY.IT RemoveThis @DEADSPAM.COM> said: >>>>>> >>>>>>> In the name of the Jaffa cake, I lay claim to this group, since >>>>>>> no-one has bothered to post here in ooooh how long... >>>>>> >>>>>> My JC flag was here first - over there, by the shopping trolley. >>>>>> >>>>>> kt. >>>>> >>>>> Tsk! are you blind man!!! that trolly is in alt.books.larry.niven! >>>>> You missed! You've claimed ownership of that group, My JC flag is >>>>> right bang in the middle of the sprout patch! >>>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> Step away from the flag,I have a General Electric mini-gun (like >>>> Blain...) and I'm not afraid to use it. >>> >>> Phooey! That would be regicide, as the person who has planted the >>> flag and laid claim to this group, I am your king! You may kiss my >>> ring.... >>> >> >> I'd like to challenge your claim as I now have the biggest packet of >> Jaffa Cakes in the world, purchased this very afternoon from Morrisons >> it is a whole yard of chocolate, three feet of sponge and thirty six >> inches of smashing oranginess. >> > > I refute your claim on the grounds that the only Jaffa Cakes of merit > are McVitte's Jafa Cakes, and not some supermarket brand! As > punishment, go eat a pack of Cherry Jaffa Cakes, and if you keep this > up, I'll have you eating two packs of the Lime flavoured ones! > These are indeed McV's finest so you can refute all you like >> Stay informed about: I lay claim to this group!

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(Msg. 9) Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:28 pm Post subject: Re: I lay claim to this group! [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

Milk and cookies kept you awake, huh? Let's discuss this, you better come up Tosh <tosh.RemoveThis@youknow.where>. >>> I'd like to challenge your claim as I now have the biggest packet of >>> Jaffa Cakes in the world, purchased this very afternoon from >>> Morrisons it is a whole yard of chocolate, three feet of sponge and >>> thirty six inches of smashing oranginess. >>> >> >> I refute your claim on the grounds that the only Jaffa Cakes of merit >> are McVitte's Jafa Cakes, and not some supermarket brand! As >> punishment, go eat a pack of Cherry Jaffa Cakes, and if you keep this >> up, I'll have you eating two packs of the Lime flavoured ones! >> > > These are indeed McV's finest so you can refute all you like Hmmmm....Morrisons you say? -- Thank you kindly POD {Ò¿Ó} ¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ Oh people, know that you have committed great sins. If you ask me what proof I have for these words, I say it is because I am the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you. ¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ >> Stay informed about: I lay claim to this group!

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(Msg. 10) Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:50 pm Post subject: Re: I lay claim to this group! [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

On 2006-10-22 21:28:34 +0100, "POD {Ò¿Ó}" <DONT.EVEN.TRY.IT.DeleteThis@DEADSPAM.COM> said: > > Hmmmm....Morrisons you say? Well I know where I am going tomorrow, all I have had all day is a chocolate orange - not nearly so smashing. -- So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.' >> Stay informed about: I lay claim to this group!

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